Happiest Place On Earth
We keep moving forward, opening new doors, and doing new things, because we’re curious and curiosity keeps leading us down new paths.
Two roads diverged in a wood, and I–I took the one less traveled by, and that has made all the difference. Most of the people I know have gone off to college, to cities you always see on screens, and to the beach—but my path, fortunately, led to Disneyland. I’ve never been much of a Disney fanatic but there was certainly something magical about the place. I actually felt like I was reliving my childhood again. I felt like I teleported to a sublime fantasy world, just like Sharkboy & Lavagirl or Charlie in his Chocolate Factory. As I ventured into Buena Vista St. (I went to Disneyland Adventure Park first), a new sense of wonder and curiosity settled into me and I wanted to explore and try everything. And so I did.
Bug’s Land was cutesy and whimsical but in a way that made you wish you were young enough to enjoy it. I really dislike bugs, bugs can go to hell I wasn’t digging it though. The rides were more suitable for younger kids, and my inner Scorpio was cringing. Hollywood Land was very scenic and cinematic; it was totally made for movie screens. The picturesque streets were lined with splendid palm trees, old classic buildings, & super expensive lovely shops left and right. Trolleys traveled up and down the alley, looking like the familiar San Francisco streetcars. Animation Academy was an interactive drawing experience for beginners to learn how to draw a Disney character. (Our assigned drawing for the day was Perry the Platypus/Agent P, but mine bore a faint resemblance to Donald Trump). The Tower of Terror was a stomach-lurching ride, featuring an original storyline and a spooky theme. The setting was altered to look like a haunted hotel albeit the porters in ordinary uniforms. The eerie decor, uncanny aura, and the psychedelic visuals really added more to the ‘wow’ factor of one of the tallest attractions in Disneyland. Once I was on the ride, screaming became instinctive; after all, the Tower of Terror really did live up to its name. It is definitely a must ride, perhaps even a must ride again.
Although the Tower of Terror was quite suspenseful, it wasn’t nearly as frightening as California Screamin’. As I entered Paradise Pier, I immediately noticed the hyper sonic roller coaster and its passengers’ shrieks echoing off in the distance as the ride hastened its speed. I can’t believe I actually had the audacity to do it (I was beyond scared straight). Me and my seatmate closed our eyes for the entire duration of the big dreadful coaster. I felt as if my heart took off and went on a roller coaster ride of its own and to calm myself down, I tried to conquer my fear of heights by smiling. It worked for what felt like a heartbeat and then I was back to feeling a heightening sense of terror, anxiety, and anticipation that typically comes moments before a roller coaster plunges into a steep descent. It was a very odd sensation, to be overwhelmed by both thrill and fear. After the loop, I had an epiphany and realized that my fear of heights may have been entirely something else. I realized that maybe it wasn’t being on top that terrified me, it was the fear of my subconscious’s instinct to jump. The fear of heights is the fear of ambiguity–the fear of failing to be able to make a choice.